The Al Roker
n. slang term/ street name for gastric byp-ss surgery
based on al roker’s publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
unhappy husband: man my wife is fat and just keeps on eating, i think i should get a new one.
smart friend: no dude, she still cool, get her the al roker and you guys will be doing the idaho dartboard in no time!
unhappy husband: thanks for the tip!
smart friend: remember its never just the tip
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