The Alaskan Scaffold


this requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in s-xual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. the second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (all-american style)
hey man lets eiffel tower! but wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!

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