The Alba Defense
a form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and -ss-backwards way possible without even thinking.
developed by quercus alba, an amb-ssador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on american soil. when questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, alba simply said that they were wrong. he was found not guilty.
cop: you’re fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim’s blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.
accused: nopes. they’re wrong.
cop: curses!!! he’s using the alba defense!!!!!!
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