The Albatross
an encounter where one woman gathers at least 10 other men and pleasures each one of them at once. she does this by entering into an open squat and placing each man’s p-n-s into both armpits, both elbow joints, both hands, both knee joints, her v-g-n-/-n-s/both, and her mouth. the awkward and frantic motion of a flapping bird gives the impressive feat its name.
“man this seems like a sausage fest here”
“let’s call up ashley and she can do the albatross.”
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