The Alchemist M
traceur from the midwest most notable for his unique flow and style. shedding his amateur status, his work in the indy parkour projects have helped get his name known.
as an ex nhb fighter, his accomplishments included being the first person in the fcsa to declare his t-tle an open championship, often defending it multiple times a month.
now a soldier in the us army, the alchemist m spends time conditioning, training and developing in accordance with his personal creed to, “learn. adapt. dominate.”
i’m going to go see the alchemist m downtown. he organized an open seminar.
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