the all sausage
much the way that odin, in norse mythology, is referred to as “the all father” and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, the all sausage is the mightiest of dongs. warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. he who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.
yeah ray almost took that stripper home the other night but i slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. i showed her the goods and it was over. she couldn’t resist the all sausage.
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