The American Megathon


first, you pour gasoline into your p-n-s. then, you travel to the grand canyon. after arriving, you run to the beginning of the canyon, with the gasoline still in your p-n-s, and light your p-n-s on fire. you then proceed to balance on a tightrope, naked, while peeing out the fire, also known as the ecuadorian flamethrower and wrestling a bear, whilst eating bee’s. you win if you make it across the canyon, without dying. oh, and you need a vagabond to be at the end of the tightrope, to give to the bear.
tom: “i just did the american megathon! i could really go for a cheerwine right now.”
steven: “be sure to make it a cheerwine bomb when you’re done.”

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