The Amir


now this move i a little more tricky then the “standing sibi3, crouching julla,” and can only be done with two male partners…

first the partners must collect large amounts of hair from the barber shop (preferably in one color) and lay it out on a large flat surface. then each partner will proceed to cover their whole body in an adhesive and take turns rolling around in the large m-ss of hair and p-b-s…
once both gays are thoroughly covered in hair, they will wrap themselves in seran wrap and put on mono brow gorilla masks and make sweet gay love. 🙂

note: make sure to cut out to holes (one in the front and one in the back) 😉
julla: i totally did “the amir” with a dude last night behind wranglaaaas

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