The Andrew Jansick
one who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:
– constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
– obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
– frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
– having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
– spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
– they invent their own “seats” in cars and never actually sit in the designated p-ssenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
– turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a p-rno.
– amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
-though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
ya know, i’m just going to pull the andrew jansick. from now one, every problem i have if fido’s fault!
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