The Andy


the lone friend who is generally not liked by your entire group of friends, yet people “put up with him/her.” the andy tends to find out where everyone is hanging out, despite noone inviting him/her. the andy typically ends the fun at parties, and ruins any conversations he walks into, usually because they are about him. the andy talks behind everyones back (talking sh-t), and buys them bad gifts at birthdays and christmas.
“dude, how the h-ll did andy find us?”
“sh-t, the andy’s coming? i’m going home.”

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