the angry ape


the angry ape is a complicated and twisted s-xual act; it requires a willing man and a sometimes unwilling dwarf, midget, or downie. to complete this unimaginable deed, one first probes the female’s v-g-n- with both fists in the doggy style position, and then proceeds to insert the hard on into the -n-s, whether it is clean or dirty, shaven or hairy. once in this position, the male has entered the hunched-over ape stance that gives this act its name, and only needs to proceed with f-cking both the -n-s with the erect p-n-s and the v-g-n- with the fists. while doing the female, it is a requirement but usually a side effect to make inhumane apelike noises. once -rg-sm has been attained, discarding of the female to the proper trash receptacle is recommended.
“hey chris, why are you dragging a midgetted downie to the trash can?”
“i just did the angry ape… and don’t worry matt, i recycle.”

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