The Angry Carpenter
the angry carpenter – tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her v-g-n-, once smooth feel free to have s-x with the bl–dy remains
poor mrs jamison, she died from the angry carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. d-mn sandpaper is rough.
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