The Angry Dike
when a woman s-xually stimulates a man’s p-n-s either orally or manually until he is moments away from c-mming. she then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the -j-c-l-t- to retract back into his shaft. this action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in holland. this is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the f-cker deserved it.
sophia: tom is such an -sshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
kayla: oh that’s okay, i teased the h-ll out of him and then gave him the angry dike.
sophia: oh d-mn!
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