the angry moose


while f-cking someone from behind slide you thumbs into the -sshole in front of you. spread your hands out and hook your thumbs. this will give you the look of a moose and you will be able to pull the person around with your hooked thumbs. this will probably make the other person very angry, hence the angry moose.
i was so hammered i gave that chick the angry moose.

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