The Archer


hang your lover upside down by their underpants on the back of a door and then shoot your love soup onto their face. if you get them in the eye, bullseye!!!!! pat yourself on the back and give yourself 10 points you big stud! your aim is as good as robin hood’s!
“the other night me and my girlfriend decided to get real kinky so i suggested the archer. i hit a bullseye and she couldn’t see for a whole week!”

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