The Argenti Scooter


the worlds first scooter that is powered only by the raging s-xiness of mr. aaron argenti. when he puts on green trackpants and takes off his shirt, he can drive himself to china, towing a busload of dirty hoebags.
dirty hoebag: oh no im out of gas, how will i get to argenti’s rv ?
aaron argenti: shut up b-tch and hop onto the argenti scooter
dirty hoebag: can my sk-nky ditch pig friends come along?
aaron argenti: only if they like tony danza’s, f-ck yeah !

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