The Arkansas Ant Eater
the arkansas ant eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have s-x with her. while having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. the ants from the ant hill crawl into her v-g-n- and build a home.
jill thought she had a nice date planned with craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed v-g-n- after getting knocked out during s-x. she fell victim to the arkansas ant eater.
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