The Artillery Tenor
p. noun. the artillery tenor is one of the three tenors. not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this tenor also possesses “the pinky”. with a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. like this other two tenor colleagues, this tenor is very attractive; however, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of the three tenors.
“the artillery tenor said “grrr!” and extended his pinky. as soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and p-ssive.”
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