The Assramming Shitslasher
a shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams -ssessment and slashes sh-t. a publick figure on facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. encounters usually defined by an enlarged -n-l oriphace and torn or prolapse -n-l tissue.
“holy sh-t dave! i ran into the -ssramming sh-tslasher last night and i won’t be sitting down for at least a week!”
-ssram -ss b-tthurt bernie sanders prolapse
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