The Astrachan


the act of licking ones own genitalia, especially while under a great deal of peer pressure to perform said act.
jacob: do it, do it, do it!
ben: i’ll only do it if you call me legend.
-performs the astrachan-
jacob: awwww that’s nasty, man!
brian: sh-t, i missed it, do it again!

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