the ataris


a band that has been around since 1995. they have a recent alb-m that is just as good as the old ones. although people say they sold out, they are just gaining popularity. and people who have just heard of them now and call them a poser can suck it.
the ataris have been going stong since ’95.
a f-cking cool band who were awesome when i first heard them all those years ago and are still awesome now. all the teenyboppers in the world can’t change the fact that they kick -ss. f-ck you people who call them sh-t just because they’re on mtv now. f-ck you and your mother and your father and your sister and your best friend’s dog.

by the way so long astoria is a great alb-m. possibly the most consistently good alb-m they’ve ever made. it sucks how old ataris fans try and be cool by saying it’s a sh-tty alb-m just because it got them the attention of mtv and has better production values than the old stuff.
most -ssholes who think the ataris suck have only heard boys of summer, which is a f-cking cover song.
a really good band. the new alb-m is different in the others, not better or worse. it has pros and cons (wonderful vocals, softer, you decide if you like it or not). blue skies, broken hearts… next 12 exits or let it burn are their best alb-ms, in my opinion.

by the way, sara roe, are you kris’s sister?
“the ataris are wonderful.”
maybe you should shut the f-ck up, you f-ckin c-nt. just because you don’t like a band, it doesn’t mean the band sucks. up yours.
the ataris are a cool band
a band that started out in 1995 with the alb-m anywhere but here. they started from punk roots as they were on kung fu records because of the vandals. with each alb-m, their music progressed and members switched around until their current lineup became kris roe guitarist, john corolla guitar, mike davenport b-ss, and chris knapp (aka kid) drums. they got signed to columbia after and started making different music which lead their old fans to believe that they were sell outs. regardless, they were still the same people. however years later:
mike and kid left (or got kicked out) because of various reasons. mike had an addiction problem and kris was being a jack-ss to kid, which lead him to leave. the ataris now a 7 piece is recording their new alb-m: welcome the night and should be due in july. this should be a deeper alb-m and a big change because kris just went through a divorce with his ex.
1. even though people said the ataris sold out with so long astoria, they are wrong! they still kick-ss; i just played san dimas at their last show!

2. wow i cannot beleive whta a douche kris has turned into. what happened to the real ataris? they were true.
(1) a great band, kind of pop-punk, that sings a lot about girl problems and falling in love. their latest alb-m, so long, astoria, is not as good as their last ones, but it still has some good songs.
(2) a group of atari video game systems.
(1) “f-ck, jim, the ataris is a great band!” “i agree, and anyone who hates it should burn in h-ll.”
(2) “bob just dumped the ataris in that corner then walked away. i hope i can have his pong game.”
a great band that has been around since mid 90’s.
kris roe- guitar and lead vocals
mike davenport- b-ss/vocals
john collura- guitar/vocals
chris “kid” knapp- drums
emily, to your post below, kris roe is an only child. (well, he does have a brother that he has never met. fast times at dropout high)

“the ataris are thinking of having their roadie,horse, as their 3rd guitar player.”

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