The Augury


a british warship that was only famous because it was attacked by the pineapple pirates; a group of deranged individuals who were after pineapples that harvested goods. unfortunately no such pineapples existed.
“hey look, it is the pineapple pirates, they have come to take our fruits!” — captain of the augury

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