The Awesome Blossom


when 3 men standing in a triangle hold the p-n-s of the man to their right and also his arm. when the other two -ssume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.
the awesome blossom is the wesley snipes of dutch rudders

david: “jake and nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night.”

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