the awesome column


1. category into which anything awesome fits. specifically what is awesome in your individual opinion, not what is popular. the awesome column does not mean what is “in” at any given time

2.person who is in favor of something awesome

3.probably comes from being “in (politician)`s column” which means you favor them and/or vote for them
1.ozzy osbourne…still in the tabloids, still in the awesome column

2.mike is only 12 years old, but he bought every beastie boys alb-m, thus putting him in the awesome column

3.judging by his name, i would guess that bradford charleston is in the bush column. on the other hand mad man johnson is probably in the kerry column.

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