the awkward dolphin


a derivative of the “awkward turtle”. it is when one -ssumes a squatting position and then proceeds to make sounds familiar to that of a pregnant walrus (sounds something like this: “urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh!”), whilst waving their arms by their wast. unlike the turtle however, it is used to create socially awkward situations, rather than emphasize them.
when a person enters the room, everyone does the awkward dolphin to make the newcomer feel awkward for a few seconds. then act like nothing had happened.

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