The Bad Touch


a well-known song by the bloodhound gang, often refered to as ‘the discovery channel song’ or ‘the mammals song’. the misuse of the t-tle often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.
person a: have you ever heard ‘the bad touch’ by the bloodhound gang?
person b: don’t think so.
person a: really, you don’t know ‘the discovery channel song’?
person b: oh yeah, i love that song. they’re my favourite band.
a song made by the band, the bloodhound gang. all their songs have some hilarity and usually s-xual connotations.
the bad touch–
“you and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel… sweat, baby, sweat, baby s-x is the texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants”– long excerpt

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