The Bald Pelican


it is when the male over-achieves in shaving his p-n-s completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. the p-n-s resembles the body of a pelican.
“man i have heard of tr-mm-ng the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his p-n-s the bald pelican”.

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