The Baldwini


a straight guy, (who has not come out of the closet yet), that has a secret obsession for daytime soaps.
robert rushes home from cl-ss every day to make sure that he does not miss his favorite soap oprah, the bold and the beautiful….”i will just die if i can’t see deacon today, i will just die!!!!”

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