The Baltimore Gentleman
its used only for special occasions. you must wear a top hat while receiving oral s-x. preferably you should have a mustache but its not mandatory. when you blow your load instead of busting in her eye like a jerk you trace around the eye like a gentleman(left eye or right eye it doesn’t matter). after this the person looks as if they are wearing a monocle hence the name baltimore gentleman because i believe that gentleman in baltimore wear top hats and monocles.
man:”i gave gabby the baltimore gentleman. ”
female friend: “oh that’s sweet.”
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