The Banana Split


is performed when a man cuts his d-ck before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. this creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
you p-ssy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. blood is the best lubricant and that is why i prefer the banana split. there is something cleansing about p-ssing after jerking it in my own blood.
the act of simultaneously t-tty f-cking and sh-tting on a girl’s chest. during the act, said girl is on the rag.
erich gave that sl-t the banana split.

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