The Barns and Noble
process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. first visit barns and n-ble’s magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. drop them in the post office drive up drop box. do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. for extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. good luck
that b-tch filled a false police report , so i gave her. the barns and n-ble.
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