The Batcave


opened in 1982 in london, the batcave was originally a venue for horror-themed glam, such as that of the house band specimen. this, however, fitted into what the emerging goth scene was doing, and soon bands like bauhaus, southern death cult and alien s-x fiend were playing there. it became the prototype goth club.
i teased my hair to insane heights and went to meet my mates at the batcave.
like how batman sleeps hanging upside down from a horizontal pole… the man hangs upside down at an 180 degree angle while the woman wraps her legs around him and they have s-x while at their bodies make a perfect 90 degree angle.
alfred: you gunna use the batcave on that chick tonight?
bruce: maybe, it depends how my abs are feeling.
alfred: well, just whip out the ‘ol bat-a-w-ng and show her what’s up!
a forgotten bathroom in the band hallway in any small town high school. ideal for playing scrabble, listening to music and smoking.
meet me in the batcave.

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