The Battery Conservation Paradox


the decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
as jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the battery conservation paradox. did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

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