The Bear Jew


also known as sgt. donny donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as “the bear jew”. the bear jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging n-z- hunter from boston, and his many accomplishments include killing hitler, and many other high ranking n-z-s, and scalping 100 german soldiers. appears in the movie “inglorious basterds.”
aldo the apache: this man wants to die for his country; oblige him.

the bear jew:

-as he is bashing a n-z-‘s head in- home run, out of the park.

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