The Beefnut


a rare breed of dutch descent. commonly seen in the western united states such as utah. originating in lake forest, illinois the beefnut is a wild beast. usually calm until confronted while eating, the beefnut will charge and inflict pain until he sees fit. the beefnut is also particularly sensitive on sleep. he enjoys the the greatful dead and chedderwursts.
did you see the beefnut? he almost bit my arm off when i tried to get a bite of his sausage.

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