The Beer Standard
the beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. the measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. for example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the beer standard scale(bss for short).
this scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the “out of ten” scale.
that girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale
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