the beer vendor
while performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. he then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor’s tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering “cold beer!”. extra points for going up or down a staircase.
we were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so i tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.
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