The Beer’s Prayer


our lager,

which art in barrels

hallowed be thy drink.

thy will be drunk,

i will be drunk,

at home as in the tavern.

give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

but deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

the bitter and the lager

forever and ever

barmen!
i sit down and pray the beer’s prayer before i go out every night.

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