The Bellavia curse


an old italian curse that causes everyone in the vicinity of a cursed person to have terrible luck such as accidents with vehicles, bodily harm and money problems.
i saw cindy today, she lost her check book in the store then got in a car accident. she must have the bellavia curse.

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