The Ben Wells
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in another’s nostril, then snot rocketing it out into a bowl, to be later ingested by the family dog. the name originates from it’s founder, as it is widely believed he was the first to ever take part in this act.
person a: hey, alex, are you up for doing ‘the ben wells’?
person b: wow, no way man, i have a nostril infection
person a: ahhhh daannnggggggg i don’t know anyone else with a dog, when do you reckon it’ll be okay?
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