The Benson Method


the benson method: when an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.
man i was playing halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the benson method on me

a guy tried to take jim’s car the other day but he benson’d off the bridge.

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