what all memes must pray to at night
hey shrek i just read from the bibble! praise satan!
were mfs trun snakes for anything nd hit stains meaning steals from anywhere or any who.💯✔ why are you so ontario,ca tommy.
frosting that is infected with saliva and/or snot due to the birthday boy/girl blowing out the birthday candles obsessively. bill: why didn’t you eat all of your cake, weren’t you hungry? kendall: dude, i left the top of my cake uneaten cause i didn’t want to eat corbin’s snotsting – he blew so hard to […]
- bathroom b*tch
a man who regularly leaves the work area “to use the bathroom” accompanied by their mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence. additionally, this person & another […]
curvy, big b*tt, short girl. sweet, business minded lady who will bite if you push her too far. she has a big heart but don’t think you’ll be allowed to take advantage, she will turn into the biggest b*tch ever. she is loyal to a fault and loves her friends dearly. the perfect wife. she’s […]