The Big Dave


the big dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room w-nking the b-lls of themselves. the big dave is not complete until the individuals b-lls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in j-zz.
the big dave is when someone lik ted wont be in cl-ss for the next few days as he is having a big dave

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