the big honey bag is a ball sack smothered in honey and inserted into the v-g-n-
my p-n-s was too sore from over use to achieve conventional penetrative s-x with my girlfriend. so i gave her the big honey bag instead.
- tictac syndrome
a p-n-s that resembles a tictac mint. friend: “why didn’t you stay the night with him last night?” me: “oh, he was suffering from major tictac syndrome.”
when you’re not feeling like commiting to one place for food and hop around from restaurant to restaurant ordering only appetizers. kevin: hey let’s go to that place that has the spicy buffalo wings! nikki: no- what about that place with the southwest eggrolls? farah: guys- why don’t we just do an appetour and do […]
some fat -ss n-gg-h who likes j-zzing on airports. dude did u f-ck schiphol? ur such a nanne
a guy who is usually rather short and annoying and also seems to have a tiny d-ck.known to make offensive jokes about mothers ,s-x and acts big and spastic.annoyingly joins in gatherings and meetings. oh my god, please stop being a d-ck ,dont be an elgean!
a beautiful, wonderful, all around wonderful human being who has a heart of gold and treats people with unconditional kindness. she loves making people happy and values kindness and sweetness above all else. lauffenburger is such an amazing and wonderful person