the bitch card
saying you’re “a woman” as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.
man: i like these pants.
woman: they fit too perfectly. i know, because i’m a woman.
man: playing the b-tch card.
woman: i know those socks are too white because i’m a woman, d-mn it. get gray at the ends next time.
man: so you know style because you’re a woman and i do not because i’m a man?
woman: only a woman would understand.
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