The Black MAMBA
the nickname for only the greatest player currently in the nba, kobe bryant. he also has the deadliest jumpshot in nba history and holds 4 nba finals rings as well. he will soon p-ss kareem abdul-jabbar for the most points scored in nba history.
sant-ts: lebron!!!!! whoo he just won his 2nd mvp
lucas: dude f-ck lebron!!! its all about the black mamba b-tches!!!!!!!!
jaime: yea lebron sucks but wait dont forget the black mamba is also a snake. 🙂
the biggest d-ck possible. only one person in the world has it and he takes much pride in his giant w-ng and yes he is black
he tore her v-g-n- apart because he has the black mamba
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