The Blackhole Theory


the theory that states; if a large m-ss of africans are in one area at a given time the m-ss is so excessive that not even a white can escape from it’s colossal force.
boy 1: i’m on my way to your house. what street do you live on?
boy 2: well, you have to take mlk blvd to get there, but i’ll tell you from there.
boy 1: turning around. holy sh-t…
boy 2: wait… are you serious?
boy 1: yeah dude. no offense, but too many of ‘your people’ in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the earth. have you never heard of the blackhole theory?!
boy 2: das racist.

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