The Blowhan Special
when you get a bl-w j-b by lindsay lohan and also getting b-ttf-cked from behind by a h-rny monkey.
person 1: hey dan guess what i got last night?
person 2: what?
person 1: i got a the blowhan special
person 2: wow thats hot and weird at the same time.
person 1: yea but sadly i got a.d.i.s. from the monkey.
person 2: that sucks man.
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