The blue frog


a buddha of sorts that sits on an ice cube and offers advice to any who can hear his raspy voice, though his advice is typically one word…
dude, did you see the blue frog?
yeah
what did he say?

“chill…”
whoa…
i know, it’s deep

obey the blue frog, chilllllll…. ribbit

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