The Blue Velvet
while performing c-nn-l-ng-s pull out a prepared blue velvet handkerchief and rub your face with it, then looking directly into the v-g-n- scream “baby wants to f-ck!” “you f-cking, f-ckers, f-ck, f-ck, you f-cking f-ckers” then look the women in the face, place the blue velvet in here mouth, then and scream “don’t you f-cking look at me!” while donkey punching her in the face. made famous by the 86 movie blue velvet, starring dennis hopper.
come on baby, lets take a ride on the blue velvet train.
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